
phantomavenger asked:
He's the god of offending people with looks. No man should be that perfect. Unless he can be had.
Well, at least one person has the privilege of touching him. Brittany Snow is one lucky woman.

phantomavenger asked:
Those tags x'D I am offended by his cleavage. Like seriously? Why does he get to have better boobs than I do? And I like to think that I have some nice freaking boobs. What the holy hell man?!
I think I’d be more offended if I didn’t feel the overwhelming need to touch them (and every other part of him). Every inch of him is kinda offensive, because it should not be possible to be that perfect god fucking dammit

destiels-child asked:
So, I'd just like to let you know that I have totally not-kinda-maybe-sorta been stalking your blog for a couple of days cause it's just so damn perfect and awesome.

Anonymous asked:
Your tags on that photo of Hoechlin are so accurate. There's this photo where he's literally just sitting on a couch but his boobs are bigger than mine and it never fails to make me laugh.